I got 5 minutes left.
I will miss Jew Nersey. I will miss even this white man's town; there are a few things that keep me sane. For example, in front of the library, we encounter the most peculiar people, one of which sports a veiny abdominal protrusion that she said was caused by a radiation ball from an emergency helicopter that hit her during childbirth in the military. She attempted to cut it out using a dull and rusty scalpel, but her abdominal muscles proved tougher than the blade, so she shaved her head. Another person graced us with comments such as, "I'm not Chinese; I'm Colombian!" when asked if he has ever heard of the Mormon missionaries. We taught him the first lesson.
The only productive thing I remember us doing this week with two minutes left was that I rearranged my schedule for college and looked at a few scholarships and other checklist items. Also, we found 9 new investigators total these past two weeks. Other than that,
Please rest assured,
I'm Not Trunky